R.i.p SNAKE

"Hello! Is that a zoo?"

"Yes. What's up?"

"A snake has crawled into my home 🏡. I'm so scared and don't know what to do."

"Are you a member of The Animal Protection Association?"

"No, I'm not."

"A member of The Green Party?"

"Nope."

"Then smash it with a spade." 😂😂